I’d be one messed up person if my dad wasn’t a chiropractor.
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.